Everyone Ever Born Cast in G.I. Joe Movie!!!!

EXCLUSIVE MOVIE NEWS has learned exclusively that everyone who has ever breathed God’s fresh air has been cast in the part of “Snake-Eyes” in the new G.I. Joe Film.
The film, which is scheduled to be screwed up by the guy who screwed up THE MUMMY franchise, will be the first movie in the history of […]

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