Daniel Day-Lewis to Open Milkshake Parlor Chain

Posted on February 4th, 2008 by Monty "Boots" McJaybels

Little Boston, CA–Oscar winning thespian Daniel Day-Lewis disclosed plans Monday to open a nation-wide chain of milkshake parlors named There Will Be Milkshakes!, in reference to his latest film and acclaimed performance in There Will Be Blood. 
When asked how his milkshake parlors would manage to compete with established ice cream franchises such as Dairy Queen and Steak and […]

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Movie Geeks Anxiously Await Superbowl Trailer for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

Posted on February 3rd, 2008 by Monty "Boots" McJaybels

 
Hollywood, CA–In a last minute press conference Sunday morning, Warner Bros. Studios surprised and delighted movie fan boys across the nation by announcing the much anticipated teaser for The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 would be revealed during the Superbowl. 
“Director Sanaa Hamri has been locked in the editing room for 2 weeks straight in order to put together this exclusive spot […]

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