Posted on January 28th, 2008 by Freddy Stellarton
EXCLUSIVE MOVIE NEWS has learned exclusively that everyone who has ever breathed God’s fresh air has been cast in the part of “Snake-Eyes” in the new G.I. Joe Film.
The film, which is scheduled to be screwed up by the guy who screwed up THE MUMMY franchise, will be the first movie in the history of […]
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Posted on January 21st, 2008 by Monty "Boots" McJaybels
Washington D.C.–The Department of National Holidays announced Monday Martin Luther King Jr. Day will be replaced with Tracy Turnblad Day, honoring the plump chick from Hairspray who fought for racial intergration of dancers on The Corny Collins Show.
“I know many people will be surprised, perhaps even shocked and outraged,” said Deputy Secretary of the Department of National Holidays Ed Miner during a […]
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