2009 MLK Jr. Day to be Replaced with Holiday Celebrating Plump Teen from Hairspray
Posted on January 21st, 2008 by Monty "Boots" McJaybels
Washington D.C.–The Department of National Holidays announced Monday Martin Luther King Jr. Day will be replaced with Tracy Turnblad Day, honoring the plump chick from Hairspray who fought for racial intergration of dancers on The Corny Collins Show.
“I know many people will be surprised, perhaps even shocked and outraged,” said Deputy Secretary of the Department of National Holidays Ed Miner during a […]
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