Daniel Day-Lewis to Open Milkshake Parlor Chain

Little Boston, CA–Oscar winning thespian Daniel Day-Lewis disclosed plans Monday to open a nation-wide chain of milkshake parlors named There Will Be Milkshakes!, in reference to his latest film and acclaimed performance in There Will Be Blood. 
When asked how his milkshake parlors would manage to compete with established ice cream franchises such as Dairy Queen and Steak and […]

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