Headline Writers at Loss for Puns for Upcoming Cloverfield Reviews

Across the nation’s newsrooms, distressed copy editors are working feverishly around the clock to find puns for Cloverfield related headlines. Sources indicate little headway has been made and several newspapers have signed a petition for Paramount to change the film’s title to something more accessible to puns and play on words, such as Monstrous, Wreck, […]

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